Unsent Letters by Heather Mark

Dear OJ Simpson,

I hate you so, so, so, so, so much. I hate that you’ve been looking for so long but haven’t found Nicole’s killer yet. I hate that you’re a bully. I hate that your kids have to deal with you without their mother. I hate that you continue to make money even though you’re behind bars.

What’s that? You’re still making money? Yeah, your ridiculous “Juiced” collectors edition DVD hits store shelves today and it sounds like some real classic style filmmaking. Let’s see, in part of the video you portray a used car salesman trying to sell a white Bronco perforated with bullet holes. All the while promoting its “escapability” feature.

You are such a filthy man. I can’t believe an anvil hasn’t fallen out of a tenth floor window and crushed you in the name of karma.

Still creeped out after all these years,

Heather Mark

Trackback URI | Comments RSS